THE HECK THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the heck is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please shed some light on before I snap? Seriously The Hell?! Dude, this is totally bullshit. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like a monkey